![]() Groin Attack: Threatens to do this to Hogan: "I'll suplex you by your friggin' dick hair!".Four Eyes, Zero Soul: A ruthless dictator who wears glasses.Fat Bastard: Made even worse considering that he starves his own people.Combat Pragmatist: Why rap when you can shoot the other guy with a RPG-7?. ![]() Bigger Is Better in Bed: "North Korea bitch let me give you a tour, by the way, your wife says my dick is bigger than yours!". ![]() Berserk Button: He flips out when Hulk Hogan thinks that Beijing is in North Korea.Authority Equals Asskicking: He's a dictator of a country with nuclear weapons.Anime Hair: Hulk Hogan says it makes him look like Sonic The Hedgehog's mom.A God Am I: Arrogantly proclaims this word for word.Threatening Shark: Inverted in typical Chuck Norris fact fashion "I attack sharks when I smell them bleed!".Super Mode: In the form of Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever.Rapid-Fire Fisticuffs: His fists are faster than the speed of light.Offhand Backhand: During his first verse, he casually deflects a few different attacks without looking at them or breaking his lyrical flow.No Indoor Voice: During his second verse when he activates his Super Mode and becomes gigantic.Memetic Badass: His verses capitalize on his status as this, as rather than any actual real life facts about him, they are practically comprised of Chuck Norris Facts and memes.Historical Badass Upgrade: Chuck Norris in real life isn't actually a godlike superhuman who can seemingly bend reality to his whim.The evidence? He quickly grows to 100 ft, glows, his voice echoes, and according to his boasts he makes, the laws of physics twist into knots by his presence alone. Eldritch Abomination: His second verse implies that he's not human and instead a Cosmic Horror beyond human comprehension.Rich Bastard: His wealth is his only redeeming quality.Propaganda Machine: He's accused of this by Lennon, and he doesn't try to deny it.Professional Butt-Kisser: Lennon accuses O'Reilly of sucking up to George W. ![]()
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